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16th June 2005
Windsurfing: Brog Race Wind Direction: SW Wind Stength: F4-5 Surf / Sea State: 6" wind blown Air Temperature: 20 Sea Temperature: 15 Weather: Low Cloud Max Speed: 25 (knots - unless stated otherwise) Distance Covered: 15 (Nautical Miles - unless stated otherwise)
Tony's Report:
Thursday Night Racing June 16th
Windy Again? “I don’t believe it”! (Victor Meldrew)
Yes it was slalom again as contestants gathered on the shore, the wind in
its usual fickle way started to drop at 6.15p most were lulled into a false
sense of security and rigged their 8.5’s.
Yep! You’ve guessed it, it bloody freshened and to add insult to injury
it also swung 30 degrees, this meant that the slalom course set, was nigh
on impossible, there were murmurings of discontent from various quarters
directed at the lake Manager (as if I did it deliberately).
The outcome was an interesting course. A very tight upwind leg that became
almost impossible to make without a tack and a hair raising downwind leg
that was close to a dead run.
Race officers in the shape of John B and Ron gathered on the shore plus
various onlookers who seem to derive some sort of ghoulish entertainment in
observing the various disasters at sea.
The race started with a fairly hairy downwind leg. Mike George shot into
his usual early lead and was in fact nearly at the bottom mark before
anybody else got going.
Then the wind freshened from behind and those at the back hurtled down the
course in some sort of uncontrollable dash. Converging at an alarming speed
on those still wallowing in the middle. Annette and Tim shot through the
rest of us like bullets from a gun.
Dave Lewis made the first mark second , while Annette astonished herself by
rounding the mark third, Dave Skye was going well in fourth until various
others joined him at the bottom mark as they all scrambled round ( I felt
scrambled was more an apt description than gybe!)
The lake manager who had started reasonably well, glanced over his shoulder
half way down the first leg to discover to his horror that everyone had
passed him, it was like a deserted desert behind, with not a camel in
sight.
As the race progressed the wind freshened and onlookers were treated to
various forward loops (without the board). It became increasingly difficult
to make the now windward mark, with only Mike seeming to make it on most
occasions. The effort and frustration of trying to crank their machines
upwind was beginning to take its toll.
Then on rounding the mark our Gladiators were treated to a horrifying
downwind leg, a broad reach in its broadest style. Not for the faint
hearted.
Half way through the race things sort of sorted themselves out. Mike was
lapping everyone on a regular basis, but not content with this , he even
tried to tow the windward buoy further to the bank to make things more
difficult for the rest of us, which I did feel a trifle unnecessary.
Dave Lewis was making his mark in second place interspersed with the
occasional over the top catapults, presumably just to keep the onlookers
amused. Tony had some how crept up to third after John Andel had used that
age old excuse of “ Oh Dear my outhaul has gone” and went to the bank
for a rest. Tim had decided that the clubhouse beckoned and retired
gracefully from the proceedings. The race officer was seen scratching his
head in a confused manner, having totally lost the plot and had no idea
what was going on!
At last what seemed like an eternity the winning post came into view, as
the wind was freshening even more. Dave Skye abandoned ship by running off
the back and spent a considerable time swimming after it. Sandy was under
the impression that it was in fact a swimming race, only getting on her
board for a rest, it was perhaps a bit hurtful from one participant who
asked her, and I quote :- “ If you are going to drown, would you mind not
doing it round the mark”!
Annette was still going (JUST) while her husband having just escaped with
his life when the lake manager tried to brain him with his mast, left the
arena in a sulk!
Mike won by miles (AGAIN). There was a slight controversy over second place
when Tony nipped passed Dave on what he thought was the last lap. It
wasn’t they did an extra one, Mad fools!
So Dave was second and Tony third. John Andel (fully recovered after his
rest on the bank) took 4th. Chris Foreman had fought valiantly all the way
round to clinch 5th, while. A slightly soggy Dave Skye came 6th. Annette
sort of threw herself across the finish line in one last supreme effort
before dieing to finish 7th. Rob came 8th still unconvinced that gybing is
possible. Nearing Dusk a little woman emerged from the water, resembling an
underwater sloth, it struggled to the nearest seat, muttered “Nobody
cares if I drown” and didn’t speak again. Now for those of you who know
Sandy, to say this is unusual would be putting it mildly!
Finally the race Officer slunk into the club, aware that he had totally
cocked up and really had no idea where anyone had finished. He trembled
with trepidation expecting a lynch mob to grab him any moment and hang from
the nearest tree
If anybody had had the energy to throw a rope over a branch, his fears
might have been justified, as it was nobody could even stand that alone
throw a rope
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